Hulk Shits
incrediably green sh-t extracted from the -sshole of a man or woman.
i took the worst hulk sh-ts last night! that motherf-cker was greener than the stripe on the mexican flag.
when a person freaks out about something silly, and becomes somewhat physically violent. as if the incredible hulk went ape-sh-t… that’s how hard they are freaking out.
such an offender will begin by bringing the incident up (usually something like a pest being seen last week or the offender forgetting his keys) then (s)he will begin to scream blind accusatory statements at you. as you make your way to the door to leave, the offender will try to physically remove you from the house that you are currently leaving by pushing you and hitting you…
jon: “what’s the matter with you bro?”
john: “i went home to pick up my book and my room mate went hulk-sh-t on me about the house ‘smelling funny’. i told him i didn’t have time to talk and i didn’t think it was a big deal but he started freaking out. he turned green and started throwing sh-t everywhere!”
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