Hulk Smash

the hulk smash is an epic s-xual maneuver. when a man is having s-x (or getting head, but it works much better when having s-x, as it’s easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his d-ck in a can of green paint. he then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, “hulk smash” while c-ck-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. he then yells, “hulk smash” a second time, c-ck-smacking her on the backswing. he then yells, “hulk smash” a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. he gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

note: there is an optional beginning to the hulk smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, “bruce banner’s getting angry!!!”. however, this beginning is only recommended for experienced hulk smashers.
norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his hulk smashes.
norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.
1. a common utterance attributed to the marvel comics shapechanger bruce banner a.k.a. the incredible hulk. generally(see: always) heard when banner is angered and has transformed into the aforementioned destructive green giant.
2. a rousing -j-c-l-t–n emitted before summarily destroying everything and everyone in sight.
1. rabbits make hulk angry. hulk smash!!!
2. capt mckeifus, upon recieving a pizza laden with anchovies:”i hate anchovies!!!”
mr furam:”chill out dude pick em off!”
capt mckeifus:”hulk smash!!! -destroys the pizzeria, or orders a new pizza-
over the top, unnecessary violence.
don’t make me hulksmash you!
when one (a man) has not been able to lay his salty foundations upon a lady for a lengthy period of time thus making his sack very large, resembling one green angry monster, the hulk. when he eventually manages to release the beast upon a lady he smashes her all over the place, thus like the hulk, hence the phrase ‘hulk smash!!!’
hulk smash!!! = releasing the beast within

phil- ‘how did it go last night?
daz- ‘ mate its been so long i just went wild and hulk smashed her all over the place’
phil- ‘good lad!!!’
when a man -j-c-l-t-s onto his fist and punches a man/woman in the face
i was with this girl last night and she kept screaming during s-x so i hulk smashed her and she quieted down.
the act of slamming both fists (hammer fist style) down on a woman’s -ss cheeks as you climax while having s-x doggy style.
dude, i totally hulk smashed julie last night!
a s-xual act in which the man -j-c-l-t-s onto his fist, and after doing so punches the s-xual partner in the face and yells repeditally ” hulk smash grrrrrr”
“oh god it hurt when johnny hulk smashed me”