hulkfuck
(v.) to lay pipe in extraordinary fashion.
to bang a sl-te like you mean it.
jon called up a girl he hasn’t seen in 2 months, and hulkf-cked her, twice.
while deployed to afghanistan and bored one day, a fellow service member and myself were arguing about whether there was ever a female hulk. i argued there was not, he argued there was “in the comic book”. since i’m not gay and never read comic books, he had me in check. so i changed subjects and was talking about how jacked in the gym i had gotten while deployed and i made the statement (what came to mind next was triggered by our earlier hulk conversation) “when i get back home on vacation, i’m going to….hulk f-ck the sh-t out of some chick.”
dude, i’m so f-cking built up lately, next b-tch i land, i’m gonna’ hulk f-ck the sh-t out of her.
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