human bidet
human bidet is that special cl-ss of creature that feels the need to prostrate themself behind bosses, managers, social higher ups such that they give an extra -ss cleaning, far beyond the normal -ss kissing. human bidets are close relatives but much luckier than human urinals, who constantly get p-ssed on by everyone.
that idiot got promoted ahead of me. he wouldn’t have got this far if he wasn’t such a human bidet!
when someone spits saliva or urine into another persons b-tthole.
make sure you use the human bidet after you take a dump.
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