Human Caviar
it is the recently harvested human female eggs. in order to minimize waste and maximize egg nutrient retention, the best harvest time is immediately prior to her first menstruation. also the egg in the uterus is extremely scrumptious and is known as ‘a runny egg, bl–dy side up’. it is best to flash freeze immediately post harvest or to can on the spot of the host. considered a delicacy in foreign prisons and to serial rapists/ murderers.
canned some human caviar from a 9 year old today, i’m gonna go dump the body enjoy that runny egg, bl–dy side up.
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