human centipierre
much like the dark and fict-tious “human centipede,” it is a series of joined bodies. rather than being connected mouth-to–n-s, subjects are connected by genitalia. for men, this involves -n-lly penetrating the individual in front of them and simultaneously being penetrated from behind (much like the infamous “lucky pierre”). women may partic-p-te but must utilize a strap-on d-ld- or another instrument capable of penetration. rather than being limited to a chain of three s-xual partners, the centipierre is one composed of at least four but can stretch infinitely so long as the chain is not broken.
anne: hey, my car is in the shop. think you can give me a lift to work tonight?
paul: i’m not going to work. a buddy of mine is having a party.
anne: you’re blowing off work for a party?
paul: not just any party. we’re making a human centipierre.
anne: oh, word? screw work, what time are we getting there?
paul: we?
anne: did i stutter?
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