Human Cloud


is a dude wearing a muscle shirt at the gym who has lifted so freakin’ much that his whole upper body looks like a cartoon cloud.
kristen: “omg, check out that human cloud on the bicep machine”

suzy: “whoa! looks like the michelin man; i’m kinda into it…you?”

kristen: “seriously? i don’t mind some puff on top, but clouds like him can’t make it rain where it counts…if you know what i mean.”

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