Human Cow
a lactating female who allows herself to have her jugs hooked up to a cow milking machine, usually wearing a cow mask and cow print leather chaps.
that guy’s girlfriend is a human cow! he milks her…literally.
a person and/or being that tans for about every second of the day and has leathery, cowlike skin. frequently found among the tourists/weird peoples of southern states
there was, like, five human cows walking down the street!
that girl is such a human cow, it hurts to look at her.
noun. when someone weighs more than a cow and a pig combine. they eat more than a cow in a single sitting. also, when they hide behind a newspaper eating 3 mixing bowls of apple cinnamon oatmeal in one sitting.
mino : did you see that human cow over there?
pinto: yeah! i saw it grazing over by the oatmeal aisle
mino: d-mn! and i need to buy me some before the human cow eats it all
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