human dildo
a person, male or female, who is so good at pleasuring his or her partner that they no longer require a d-ld- or vibrator to pleasure themselves.
often a borderline nymphomaniac, the human d-ld- is an exceptional and sought-after lover.
a good human d-ld- is just happy to be there, selfless, patient, and thorough in his or her ministrations. usually produces multiple -rg-sms.
girl: “oh wow! remember that geeky guy i went out with last night? well, i wasn’t really into him until we started fooling around and he ate me out while finger f-cking me at the same time! i have never been so turned on in my life, he knew all my pleasure b-ttons and wouldn’t rush things, even when i was begging him for more! then, he found my g-spot. oh. my. g-d. i lost count after the first 20 -rg-sms! i could barely walk this morning!”
friend: “lucky! you found a human d-ld-! keep that one!
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