Human Hoopla
a tradition dating back many weeks with my girlfriend, this wholesome activity requires two naked and willing partic-p-nts. the first of these must lie flat on their back, and must also, for reasons that will beome clear, be male (although an engorged cl-toris may suffice). the second must then leap from an elevated position and try to get their ring around the targets pole. a note of caution- unless said pole is extremely hard, take care when choosing the height to propel oneself from.
steve: fancy a game of human hoopla?
emma: what’s that?
steve: if you can get your ring around my pole you’ll win a donkey (punch).
emma: geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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