human jawtrap
when an ugly person wakes up after a night of s-x only to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly
ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?
-realises she is talking to an arm-
ugly betty: f-ck! not again! im just a human jawtrap
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