Human Kite


its that thing when you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
fly a human kite in central park with your mom!
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where one male can insert his p-n-s into another males -n-s, as the p-n-s is inserted, the other male clinches his b-tt cheeks, bends over and runs. imitating a flying kite.
he clinches my p-n-s in his b-tt cheeks and bends over and starts to run, treating me like a “human kite”.

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