Human Oil Change


v.
in an attempt to p-ss a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would p-ss clean, also by catheter. the result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.
wallace- “hey man. how did drug court go?”
jones- “great! one blunt and a human oil change later i p-ssed!”

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