Human Parking Cone
when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
you can find a human parking cone at new york’s hottest club, blitzen!
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when two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
seth: hey stefon, what’s a human parking cone?
stefon: it’s that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
seth: oh, it’s that thing!
“it’s that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!”
-bill hader as ‘stefon’, weekend update skit with seth meyer, sat-rday night live 12.11.10
did you see steve at the s&m club last night? he was totally pulling a human parking cone. totally impressive if you ask me.
when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them
dude #1: sorry i’m late, dude
dude #2: what took you so long?
dude #1: there was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right
that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them
guy 1: hey look two midgets in orange
guy 2: let’s park between them, like they’re two human parking cones
it’s that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselvs orange and you have to paralle park between them.
oh, a human parking cone, i’ve done that!
its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
there are also human parking cones.
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