human polo


(noun)
1. an activity played typically on horseback or any other mounted animal where a person charges through a crowd to score points by driving a human head (usually cleaved off of unsuspecting civilians in the crowd) into the a goal using a long-handled mallets/sabers/axes really any kind of weaponry.
person 1: “wait what are you doing?”
person 2: “making altaïr play human polo.”
person 1: “running through as-ssin’s creed huh”
person 2: “yep i got three of’em in this last game”

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