Human Pretzel
when two people take off their clothes, get under the covers and begin to make out, their bodies subconsciously start to intertwine themselves until the two people form a single unit- resembling a pretzel. this ‘pretzeling effect’ usually leads to s-x or conversely s-x will ultimately lead to the formation of a human pretzel. the repet-tive formation of the human pretzel is also responsible for the release of oxitocin into the bloodstream.
i was late getting into work this morning because i got stuck in a human pretzel.
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