human snorkel
(verb)when you are in a pool naked with a loved one and you go under the water and spread there b-tt cheeks and suck their b-tt hole enough to bring oxygen into your own mouth.
guy:hey wanna do a human snorkel
girl:whats that?
guy:ill spread your -ss cheeks under water and wheeze your b-tt hole which will provide me with stank -ss oxygen.
girl:sure…ooohh oh!
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