Human Sock


a human sock is a person (usually female) who’s only redeeming quality is being proficient at s-xual intercourse, or is very willing to partic-p-te. can also be used for a nymphomaniac. refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
“what about sarah, is she dtf?”

“well yes, but don’t ask anything else of her. she’s a human sock.

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