Human Spam


individuals who approach one on the street with unsolicited literature or requests, such as free newspapers, the big issue, flyers, requests for money, ‘charity muggers’, religious apologists, pet-tion carriers, etc. these individuals in britain have replaced the now banned practices of cold calling, email spamming and junk mailing, as the only thing charities/companies don’t need permission for any more is invasion of personal sp-ce and public har-ssment.
“i am late because i had to do the human spam slalom down the high street.”
1 more definition
a person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.
“that guy from the computer store was total human spam. he couldn’t even explain what he was talking about. his presence at the meeting was a waste.”

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