Human Taco
a s-x move often performed in the southwestern portion of the united states, in which a female places a d-ld- in between her br–sts. the male then c-ms onto said d-ld- to create ‘sour cream’. blood, often from a period, is used as ‘salsa’. feces from either party can be used as beans or guacamole. in extreme cases, urine can be used as cheese. a commonly utilized move is to add lettuce/ herbs as greens for the taco. as a finale, the male will attempt to eat completed taco off the females chest.
my mom walked in on us while i was making my sister into a human taco.
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