humasexual
the term “humas-xual” was first used by morrissey. it means that you basically couldn’t care less which gender you f-ck, as long as the individual is sufficiently hot. a humas-xual can be straight, h-m-s-xual, or bis-xual.
unfortunately, i am not heteros-xual. in technical fact, i am humas-xual. i am attracted to humans. but, of course … not many.
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