Humber Claw
the humber claw is used to investigate the female organ. also referred to as a speculum.
molded from the two fingers of the great mr. humber the humber claw is broad half tube which is bent at about a 90 degree angle, with the channel of the tube on the exterior side of the angle. one end of the tube has a roughly spherical metal weight surrounding the channel of the speculum. a weighted speculum is placed in the v-g-n- during v-g-n-l surgery with the patient in the lithotomy position. the weight holds the speculum in place and frees the surgeon’s hands for other task
n:they jaws of life isn’t gonna work on this one, get the humber claws!
v: the humber claw was on of the many toys in susies party shoe box.
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