Humber
humber (n)
1. an extremely stupid person.
2. a person affected with extreme mental r-t-rdation.
person 1: my roommate is so stupid! the other night he took a ruler to bed so he could see how long he slept.
person 2: yeah, he sure is a humber.
1 more definition
a slice of ham that walks and rides horses.
“riding lessons by humbers! the best in town!”
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