humbugger
a negative person who finds fault with everything and everyone.
he was a real humb-gg-r with the way he was always finding fault with everything and everybody.
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humb-gg-r (verb.)
to insert one’s p-n-s into the -rs- of a lover or randomer, usually whilst drunk, humming to christmas carols.
guy 1: dude i gave my girl a right humb-gg-r last night!
guy 2: sh-t, really?
guy 1: yeah, to the tune of jingle bells!
guy 2: more like jingle b-lls!
guy 1: dude… that’s just wrong.
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