humerious
(hew-mere-ious)
one is being “humerious” when they are “half joking” or being “half serious.” it’s a method of speech where someone makes a statement in a humorous way that implies/hints a serious idea behind it. unlike being completely serious, it charms the target person, which usually results in a better outcome. people are humerious every day.
ps. another good thing about humeriousness/humere is it gives the person the statement is said to the power to casually avoid or pursue the hint.. without hurting as many feelings as a rejection to a serious question.
“f— you!”
“yes please..”
successful answer: “im down.”
unsuccessful answer: “sike.”
also:
“i have so much money right now, i dont know what to spend it on!”
“well, you’re 100% welcome to spend it on me..”
“haha. you’re being humerious aren’t you?”
“yeah, pretty much.”
“haha. okay, what do you want then? an ipod.. a bike? cuz i’ll actually get you something.”
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