Humes


short for humorous – something funny, ridiculous; also refers to “good times”, really ridiculous things you do with your friends that you find funny
that was so humes

dude, we had soo many humes last night

i’m just tryin to have humes this summer
short for humor – something that it funny or ridiculous.
it was pretty humes when you blacked out and went streaking through downtown…

that was humes… (referring to something funny)

lets smoke some humes fumes…. (smoking ganj)
funny, humorous. first uttered at memorial

junior high school in houston texas in 1978.
that’s hume!

reaction to seeing something funny: ….”hume”!
the chemical in p-ssed gas that causes a person to need to leave the room. can also but used to subst-tute the word fart, toot, or cut the cheese.
bob(farts)
susie:gross bob humed!!
lesley: evacuate!!!!!
everyone else leaves.
the t-tle used for awakened people physically human, but mentally evolved to point of truly moral mindset, equality and the ability to ignore instinctual desire including placing the t-tles, he, man and male before every basic t-tle referring to people in a primitive, unequal, s-xist matter.
1.we humes have discovered only a very small percentage of the planet which we live.

2.the humes of final fantasy xii were constantly stereotyped as being a violent race.
a small 300 population town in the sequoia national forest, a christian camp, freaking bomb.
dude, i just got back from hume! best time everrr!

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