humgruffin


the act of using your lower lip as a shovel to clean smashed pie off the floor.

this is done without hands- to be properly humgruffin, you must rest your chin on the floor with your lip extended and propel yourself forward with your legs.
i dropped a pie last night, and before i could get the broom, katie was humgruffin that sh-t up.

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