hummbler
a huge -ss vehicle that gets eighteen gallons to the mile, is extremely uncomfortable and makes you look like a arrogant duece. if you own one of these i hope your family disowns you. if your friend has one then burn it, if your dad has one, beat him with a large ramen noodle, if your mom has one, then you must be one mo’ fugly monster of a child.
owner: hey check out my hummbler.
person in the street: (doesn’t say anything, because they got f-ckin run over by that big -ss ugly truck not car!!!!!!)
when you are on a first date or you just brought home a girl from a party, and she starts going down on you, and just before you c-m, she pulls out her p-n-s.
stephan hasn’t left the house since he got a hummbler when he went to that volleyball party.
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