Hummel Park


park located in the deep, north, ghetto part of omaha. it is known for the “devil steps” that have a different number when going up then going down. it is said to be one of the most haunted places in omaha, ne. it is home to several linching and murders. there are also albinos haunting the park, hiding in the trees. it is also where justin bieber was conceived.
her body was found at hummel park, the albinos probably killed her.

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