hummis


a delicious, diarrhea-like substance that has many uses from condimentation to the putting out of fires
kevin: p-ss the hummis i’m starving.
anthony: sure thing, right after i put out this flaming barn.

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    insanely large. something that takes up an excessive and unneccessary amount of room. usually silences people at first sight. some people may feel uncomfortable being around something like this, due to their inability to divert their eyes… cuz everywhere they look, its there. synonym: humungorrr! i was at a party and someone called my name. […]

  • Shatomited

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