hummus cummus


second one…

hummus c-mmus

banging a girl from behind, you take 9 kosher beans (preferably blessed by a rabbi) and stuff them into her -n-s 1 by 1. then pull out of vag, stuff it in the b-tt and start mashing the beans into hummus. then as you are ejaculating, you take a tost-tos scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the b-tt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.
my girlfriend wanted to go for an appetizer last night so i gave her the ol’ hummus c-mmus

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