hump a ho


to jump a curb, just like flip a b-tch is to make a u turn, you can have a very erotic conversation about driving if you were so inclined to.
ima was driving in the wrong direction so i told her to flip a b-tch, but she didn’t see the curb so she ended up humping a ho.

if you were running from the cops you could hump a ho to get away.

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