Humper
humper is deragotory slang for a person seen as a square. similar usage to looser, pud or wad. ocasionally used in a more general greeting amongst friends, as with terms dude or coach.
check out the guy with the pink tie trying to impress the waitress, what a humper.
nickname for a woman who is s-xually active to the extreme; who possesses an agressive s-xual history and is actively seeking multiple partners at any given moment (a h-rny humper).
yumi’s friends simply referred to her as “humper” whenever her name came up in a conversation.
a morbid obese man who is obsessed with humping random objects around his home. he spends most of his time in his bathroom humping the shower curtain. he also fantasizes about a hispanic girl named vanessa watching him as he humps the objects. oh what fun he has!
humpfatmanvanessahumper
a person who likes hump day (wednesday) or a person part of the hump day group started by lips_ofan_angel!
did you see that humper playing all night long last night?
woohoo! i am now a humper!!!
steffany. a hot girl who is f-cking someone. booty
“dude, steffany is my secret b-n-rfied gf tht is my humper
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