Humperdinker


from the game zelda ocarina of time. there is an enemy called the redeads. some sort of undead people who when you get too close they scream and jump on your face, and practically hump you. thus they are humperd-nkers
alex:so yeah i was playing zelda last night,and i just turned into an adult.

steve:oh yeah adult link is pretty dope

alex:yeah its alright….

steve:is something the matter?

alex:well after becoming an adult i entered the market, and there were all these zombie like creatures. so i approached one to make small talk and the next thing i know the d-mn humperd-nker clung to my face and violated me!
one who humps young, obese, little boys helplessly without reason or desire for love.
that girl is such a humperd-nker!

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