humpty cunt


a female trying to do a man’s job. any c-nt who has a job as a police officer or fire fighter. a b-tch who gets paid for a job they can’t do.
get that humpty c-nt out of the fire station and back home where she can clean house and her man’s pipes.

i need a new partner in my scout car, the humpty c-nt is useless.
that lazy humpty c-nt has never earned her paycheck!
any female trying to do a mans job. a female who pretends she can actually be a police officer or firefighter. a woman earning a mans paycheck without really doing the job!
get that humpty c-nt out of the fire station and back home barefoot and cleaning house and pipes.

i need a new partner in my scout car, that humpty c-nt is useless.

that lazyhumpty c-nt hasn’t earned one paycheck yet!
a female trying to do a man job. humpty c-nts try to pretend they are police officers or fire fighters. any woman who gets equal pay with men, but can’t do the job.
get that humpty c-nt out of the fire station and back home barefoot where she can clean the house and her man’s pipes.

i need a new partner in my squad car, that humpty c-nt is useless.

she is just a useless humpty c-nt, she never pulls her own weight!

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