humpty dump


the name of the first dump you take after someone c-ms in your -ss
i just took the runniest humpty dump
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nickname given to the metrodome, the major sports venue in minneapolis, minnesota.
we’re the minnesota vikings and we’re just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the humpty-dump.
noun. a low-grade bordello; a cheap wh-r-house.
“within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, carla went from a high-priced call girl to a times square humpty dump before peddling her -ss out on the street. now, she dead.”
a non-committal, yet derogatory name for any particular ethnic group or person of that group who happens to be standing within earshot.
“whenever a humpty dump pays by credit card, it usually turns out to be stolen.

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