Humpty Dumpty Junkie


a junkie that is accident pr-ne and always ends up in hospitals
a humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if mr. gl-ss from unbreakable was a junkie
a junkie that is accident pr-ne and always ends up in hospitals
a humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if mr. gl-ss from unbreakable was a junkie

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