humster


human hamster which was bred by dutch phd d-ck in deutchland. typically a violent temperment. must be kept in warm secure environment. not good with children and other small pets. feeds on human pellets.
i got bit by a humster in the bathroom today.
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humankind reverting to hamster like behavior, humsterism…pack enough hamsters in a box and they get bored, confused, violent and eventually become cannibals. its not a zombie apocalypse. its the beginning of the “dawn of the humster”
“humster eats face of homeless man in miami”

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