Hung Fu


hanging yourself from a rope that is tied to your nutts and your neck. auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong. very dangerous, don’t try it!
david carradine, star of the tv series “kung fu” was found dead in his hotel room closet, hanged with a rope attached from his genitals to his neck, cause of death “hung fu”.
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death caused by hanging while engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation.
david carradine accidentally killed himself by hung fu!
/noun/ 1.)crazy-fake-kung-fu-martial-arts-type stuff that you see in a movie, where the actors are obviously suspended from wires. (aka wire fu but if you call it that you’re lame.)

/verb/ 2.)unleashing some serious whup–ss on someone that is so horrific it’s as if you had some skills in magic or were suspended by wires like they are doing in all those movies now.
1.)yo, did you see that movie with all that crazy hung fu sh-t?! they was all fightin’ in the tree tops, and then this asian chick was like ‘d-mn, i can’t defeat you’ and she flew on outta there with a quickness.

2.) i don’t know what happened?! sebastian called this dude’s girl a sk-nk-ho, so the dude spun around, jumped like ten feet in the air, and landed a kick to the side of his jaw. sebastian is dead now, that was some serious hung fu sh-t. i feel bad for sebastian’s parents, his face was pretty much destroyed and they can’t even have an open casket funeral for him now.

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