hung like planet pluto
having a p-n-s that is hard to see with the naked eye
“man he’s hung like planet pluto”
would still cause m-ssive damage if it crashed into ur–n-s.
you made fun of my c-ck and said i was hung like planet pluto. then i crashed into ur–n-s and you need a brown boy time out.
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