Hung
to wake up in the morning feeling hungover and hungry at the same time
ahh bobby that was a good night out, i’m so hungs this morning
to have a big d-ck
dude, i’m hung like a horse. or d-mn, he’s hung like an army mule!
to posses male genitals that are larger than average, espcially with regard to length, and especially with regard to the p-n-s.
often used with “well-” as an adjective, or else as a simile, as in “hung like a donkey”.
james is so well-hung his party trick is to tie a knot in it.
to have a p-n-s so long, that when flaccid it appears to be ‘hanging’ loose from the body, with the tip past the b-lls.
contrary to definition #8, this is not race-modified, the only criteria being that the p-n-s is long enough to ‘hang’.
also not precisely the same has having a ‘huge’ p-n-s, as it is possible to be ‘hung’ yet have a narrow p-n-s. this is seen most often in african-american males.
tyrone was hung but pencil-d-cked, tonya found out much to her suprise.
brad was so hung he had to tuck his d-ck under when he wore shorts.
to have an monstrously huge d-ck.
danny is hung like a horse, it’s 12 inches!
the state of a male having a well-endowed p-n-s, above the majority of men. hung implies that a guy is at least 7.5″ in lenght when erect, at least 2″ in width and 5.5″ in girth.
andre is hung.
hung men feature in p-rn videos.
a guy can haved a toned, slim body and be hung.
1. is an evil boss who likes to bully his staff to getting more work the minute they open their mouths to ask about something or to mention an idea.
2. is an emo pirate boss who creates new definitions about their staffs’ names, and who gets the same treatment in the end
3. is also called heep – hung the evil emo pirate
staff 1: i have a question about this topic…
hung: great question! you can do this work.
staff 1: uh, i don’t think i can… you see–
hung: of course you can!
staff 1: b-but….
hung: no doubt about it, you’ve just signed up for more work!
staff 1: ….
staff 2: (whispers) you’ve just been hung-ed!
short for hungry. hung is pr-nounced with more emphasis on the final “g” sound than the “ng” sound. used predominantly by women, and confusing to men (due to the more common usage with regard to a large p-n-s).
“i’m so hung, i could eat a horse”
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