Hungarian Horntail
1) a dragon in harry potter
2) when you partic-p-te in -n-l, and pull out. the woman forgot to clean the inside of her -n-s leaving a mess on your d-ck, representing spikes.
1) harry beat the hungarian horntail.
2) i made s-x with that girl in her b-tt and when i pulled out she had given me the hungarian horntail.
the most terrifying thing you’ve ever seen in your entire life.
this terrifying creature can be defeated only by singing to it as wonderfully as darren criss. warning: this can only be done successfully by darren criss.
hey dragon
you dont gotta do this
lets reevaluate our options
throw away our old presumptions
cause really
you dont wanna go through this
im really not that special
the boy who lived is only flesh and bone
the truth is in the end
im pretty useless without friends
in fact im alone
just like now
but anyhow
i spend my time at school
trying to be this cool guy
i never even asked for
i dont know any spells
still manage to do well
but theres only so long that can last for
im living off the glory
of some stupid childrens story
i had nothing to do with
i just sat there and got lucky
so level with me buddy
i cant defeat thee
so please dont eat me
all i can do
is sing this song for you
lalalalala
rarararara
lalalalala lalala
thats right dragon
you never asked to be a dragon
i never asked to be a champion
we both just jumped on the band wagon
but all we need is guitar jamming
lalalalala
rarararara
lalalalala lalala
i love you avpm you are totally awesome and supermegafoxyawesomehot
“and for you potter, the hungarian horntail, the most terrifying thing you’ve ever seen in your entire life.”
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