hungrius assius
1. when a person’s outerwear is wedged between the b-ttocks giving the impression that the b-ttocks themselves are attempting to eat the garment.
2. extreme version of a wedgie.
3. often the result of wearing ill fitting undergarments, a thong or going commando.
when i wore a thong, my shorts kept trying to crawl into my b-tt crack too. it looked like i had a severe case of hungrius -ssius.
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