Hunters Against Peta
or h.a.p. is an organisation that focuses on preserving the rights of hunters/fishers from the menacingly hypocritical p.e.t.a (people for the ethical treatment of animals) or as most people prefer, (people eating tasty animals!). h.a.p. works hard to keep p.e.t.a. from scr-w-ng the world even more. they have their own website if you would like to sign up and help protect many’s way of life!!!!!!!
www.huntersagainstpeta.com
“hey! how can i stop the train wreck of crazy communists called peta?! i want to preserve what me and my family cherish!”
“well then, you may like the group called hap, or hunters against peta!”
“ok, haha! sounds good!”
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