Hunter’s Law
a smoker’s law (easily applied to drinking), first created in hunter’s coffeeshop, amsterdam. should a smoker find himself in the company of more than one joint at any one time, he most smoke all the joints in his possession at least once before p-ssing them onto the next smoker in their respective directions.
“stoph, dude, you already have a frickin’ joint”
“yeah, but, hunter’s law dude”
“that’s jus’ greedy, yo”
“shut it! or i’ll have s-x on your bread!”
“fine.”
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