hurhurhur
a sound meant to be of laughter used in a “r-t-rded” way.
also hurhurhur is often used when you or someone says something really stupid.
quaneesha: do dis skuuuurt make my -ss look fat, hooooooooonay?
john: ofcourse not, your belly makes you look fat.
quaneesha: hurhurhur, yous be funnay, sonabeeeeeatch.
john: hurhurhur i know.
an insincere, typically sardonic expression of mock amus-m-nt.
gilbert: what does that cloud look like to you? looks like rain, to me!
doris: hurhurhur, you’re a laugh riot.
phrase used after saying something very creepy/perverted and tacky all at the same time.
great for using after attempting to use a (bad) pick up line on someone. make sure to simultaneously raise eyebrows while saying ‘hurhurhur’
-the more ‘hur’s you use, the creepier it gets
lafonda:hey gurl how yer bf doing? he still work at dat fruit store?
anne: oh, horace? ohhh yeahh i’d like to suck any banana he sell hurhurhur
lafonda: gurl stop tryna be clever you killin me
(leans across counter)
jose: hey are you cambells?
laurel: ummm
jose: cause youre mm mm good hurhurhur
laurel: smack
olaf: sooooooooooo see any good movies lately? hurhurhur
jen:…..
1. a sound made commonly by one who is pleased by shiney objects and believes that the film “deliverance” is a good ole’ fashioned romantic-comedy.
2. sarcastic, pseudo-obtuse laugh given by an individual when they find something is
a.) not really all that humorous.
b.) a little funny, but wish to cover up any trace of that fact and therefore side-step any shame -ssociated with it.
c.) worth annoying their friends by following it with this silly, silly noise.
3. a universal taunt
1. when bobby joe found himself a nickle he done said, “hurhurhur! now that’s ah’s can ‘ford some bait…ah’ma gonna take me cousin elle out fer a hot fishin’-kissin’ date too-naght!!!hurhurhur!!!”
2.
a. biodome was hilarious! hurhurhur!
b. yeah…hurhurhur…biodome…
c. tim: “i rented biodome”
rob: “biodome? hurhurhur!”
3. this is you, “hurhurhur!” you suck!
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