Hurricane Schwartz


1. meteorologist on the delaware valley’s channel 10 nbc news. he makes promotional commercials featuring his mom and he enjoys a super silly bow tie now and again… or everyday.

2. someone who makes up innaccurate information for a living, while looking like a douche doing it.
1. hurricane schwartz just made a cheeky joke about precipitation. oh hurricane!

2. meteorologists, lawyers, and catholic priests are all considered hurricane schwartzes

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