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• Slip Of The Cock

  when, about to have s-x with a girl, you inadvertantly direct your p-n-s into her dirt shoot! girl: “ow, you f-cker, get that out of my -rs-!!!” boy: “sorry love, just a ‘slip of the c-ck’”

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