Hurtball


is someone who’s always broke, tries to front like their

somebody but are n-body. they roll around in unpaid cars

or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.

they are always leaching off other people to live and owe

everyone money. their favorite line is “yo bro can you

cover this for me” or “hey babe, lend me a 20”. this

particular character does not work and wears sh-tty cloths.

when his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is

“you’re gonna leave me because i don’t have lots of

money” and then guilts her to pay for all his sh-t. so he

can sit around and be a hurtball.
that guy is a hurtball

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