hurted


same as “hurt” which doesn’t have a past tense, but some idiots will think it does.
blonde – “i fell down the stairs, that hurted”
brunette – “hurted? no, you mean it hurt”
blonde – “no, it hurted, because it’s in past tense”
brunette – “stupid blonde…”
3 more definitions
the past tense of hurt. it is absolutely correct to use this term when using websites such as facebook. furthermore, your friends cannot ridicule you for using this term as it is absolutely correct (as previously stated).
boy: i ate so much cheese that my stomach hurted
girl: don’t you mean “hurt”?
boy: no, it happened in the past, so it’s “hurted”
girl: oh ok, you are so awesome.
boy: wrong, you mean to say “awesomest”
girl: thank you for correcting me
boy: your welcome
past tense of hurt
used for the day after when the tense is still a bit confusing
‘i hurted my leg’
past tense for hurt.
that slap hurted me!!!

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